So I finally have time to introduce you to this mischievous, haughty, regal feline named ... Alaska! 笑
Okay, now, let's start the interview.
The first two minutes....
知らない記者 : Hello, Miss. Good evening!
Alaska : Hi there, good evening, ニャ~
知らない記者 : So I heard that you are that famous cat the writer has been talking about. Is that true?
Alaska : That's true, ニャ~
知らない記者 : Oh my Goodness! I'm so honoured.
Alaska : *scratches, scratches*
The next three minutes....
知らない記者 : Alright then, first question. How old are you, Milady?
Alaska : Six months, I think~
知らない記者 : You think?
Alaska : *purrs*
知らない記者 : Never mind, then. Hmm ... what breed are you, Your Royal Highness?
Alaska : *shakes her head* Ask the writer.
知らない記者 : I beg your pardon?
That Writer : I'm ... not quite certain. She has one Turkish Angora parent who mated with unknown ginger tabby, I guess.
Alaska : One of my parents was definitely an Angora. Mark that.
知らない記者 : O-okay, cool.
Almost there....
知らない記者 : What is your hobby, Your Grace?
Alaska : I love to dance, ニャ~
That Writer : It seems that our informant is kinda drunk. My eyes said that she always sleeps all day long, all night long, and only wakes up for her meal and shower. You can presume her hobbies yourself.
知らない記者 : Th-thank you. *coughs* So, where is your favourite spot, Duchess?
Alaska : Under a car or on a motorcycle seat.
That Writer : *coughs* She loves to sleep on an ironing board. I guess it's her favourite spot.
Alaska : You talk too much, Writer. *scratches, rolls eyes* I'm hungry, ニャ~
The last minutes....
知らない記者 : Alright, last question. What is your favourite thing?
Alaska : Favourite thing ... what?
知らない記者 : Your ... favourite thing? The thing that you love to play?
Alaska : Thing that you love to play ... what?
That Writer : *whispers*
知らない記者 : My bad! What is your favourite thing, Your Ladyship?
Alaska : I don't particularly like anything but what I hate the most are your questions and that writer. If you don't have anything to discuss with me any further, I'll take my leave now. No thank you. *goes away gracefully* ニャ~
知らない記者 and That Writer : ....
Thank you for reading.
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